"The Disadvantages of Petting Your Cat in the Dark.
1. Tail across the face
2. Getting your fingers licked
3. Oops: Wrong End...!
The Advantages of Petting Your Cat in the Dark.
1. Tail tickles to the face
2. Getting your fingers licked
3. Ha ha! Wrong end!"
-- JC-S
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